Anubis: So, I head out to my farm on Friday and find the entire thing burned!!
Ba'al: Hmmm, well that blows.
Anubis: Do you know who it was? You'll never guess.
Ba'al: Umm...Sokar?
Osiris: Hello boys, how are crops?
Anubis: You! It was you!
Osiris: Me?
Anubis: Yes, YOU!
Yu: Me?
Anubis: MEDAMMNIT!
Ba'al: You burned your own crops?
Anubis: AHHHHH!!
Darkmaster: And that's how war between the System Lords started..